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The Prologue

©2005 Andy Hilesamned rain - Just my luck!"
In my best bib and tucker
I'm diving from theatre to cab.
"Get Lost!"
I'm ignoring the plaintive imploring
Of beggars in camouflage drab.


One vagrant persists,
My brush-off resists:
"You're one of them authors!" he shrills.
Transfixed in his gaze -
"You knew me," he says
Before you got graces and frills!"
©2005 Andy Hiles
I can't say for sure
Why I humoured him more
But I motioned us nevertheless
To a club I frequent
Where the doorperson leant
On him hard. "Leave him be - he's my guest!"
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"Iss your funeral..." she cried,
"But that pig stays outside!"
It was true! Stranger yet I'd not thought of.
Alongside him ran
A small pig, black and tan,
Snuffle-nosed - but intelligent, sort of.
©2005 Andy Hiles
I still couldn't place
Nor the time, nor the face
Nor the reason my interest sparked.
His motive? Not robbery.
Inverted snobbery?

Pouring a drink, I remarked
"All right, I'm intrigued -
But if you're in league
With some villains, you got the wrong bloke.
So, say what this means -
Nothing back! Spill the beans!
Is this blackmail, or some kind of joke?"

"Well, get yerself settled
And hear how I've fettled
My story, before you deride it.
Told as it occurred,
Heaven's truth, every word.
Don't knock it, if you haven't tried it!"
©2005 Andy Hiles
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